Just when you thought you've seen the dumbest s*** on the internet, I found this fool.

You wanna impress me, pull it out your ear clown!!!!!

BE SURE THAT IT'S WHAT YOU WANT

Before you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend know that you are 100% sure that it's what you want. Once you make the decision to break up with your mate, there is no turning back. You can't break up and then decide a week later that it was a mistake. Think about your decision before you make it and make sure that you're entirely comfortable in the choice you make. Break ups leave no room for regret.

DON'T GO ON THE REBOUND

Once you're single, you may be inclined to fill the void that's created by not having a mate. One thing you want to avoid after breaking up with someone is immediately going on the rebound. Rebounds are temporary and in the end they may do more harm than good. Instead, give yourself time to mend and heal.

WORRY ABOUT THE DETAILS LATER

So you have a dog together and a lot of his clothes are at your house. You two split a lot of bills. While these details do matter, when a break up is fresh and new, there is no need to worry about these issues right then and there. After a break up, you're both bound to be full of emotions, and rightfully so. To keep things civil, deal with the details at a later time, when things have cooled down a bit.

DON'T INSIST ON BEING FRIENDS RIGHT AWAY

After breaking up with someone, the last thing you want to do is insist on being friends. In fact, during and after the break up you want to completely avoid using the "let's be friends" phrase at all. This will only make things worse and truly, the last thing he/she needs to be worrying about is how you're going to remain friends after ending a relationship. Maybe you can be friends later on down the line, but right now, don't bother!

DO IT IN PERSON

In the age of phones and the Internet, it is a lot more convenient and easy to break up with someone through Facebook, a text message, or an email. One of the worst things you can do when breaking up with someone is to do it through virtual means. Virtual break ups make you look like a coward, so take the step to break up with your soon-to-be-ex in person. It'll make things go a lot smoother.

DON'T MENTION A NEW POTENTIAL MATE

Even if you've started talking to or confiding in someone else, the break up conversation is not the time to mention them. During a break up there is no need to compare your ex to someone else or bring a potential new mate into the equation.

DON'T PROLONG THINGS

After you've thought things over and you know the decision to break up is the right choice, don't prolong it. There's no need to wait weeks in order to break the news. Once you know for sure that breaking up is best, do it immediately.

MAKE SURE YOU'VE LEARNED SOMETHING

No matter how bad or good a relationship was, you should always have a takeaway. When you decide to end your relationship, make sure that you've actually learned something from it. Whatever you learn, it's bound to help you in the future when you do decide to date again. Even in the worst relationships there is always a lesson to keep in the back of your mind.

DON'T BECOME INSULTING OR VERBALLY ABUSIVE

Even if you're as angry as angry gets, break ups aren't for hurting feelings and putting people down. Break ups will drag on when you decide to take the insulting and emotionally abusive path. This will only lead to a prolonged break up that leaves the both of you hurt and angry. Keep the harsh words to yourself.

BE RESPECTFUL OF FEELINGS

Though they may not show it until you're gone, most people are hurt when they’re being broke up with.. During the break up and afterwards, try to be as respectful of his/her emotions if possible. Even if you don't respect him/her, break ups leave both of you vulnerable. There's no need to mock or ridicule, even if you really want to.

DON'T BRING OTHERS INTO THE MIX

Just like relationships, break ups need to be kept between the two of you. There's no point or benefit in bringing your friends, his friends, your family, or his family into the situation. Make the move without bringing other people into the mix as this will only worsen the situation and bring unnecessary outside attention and emotions into things.

ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE EMOTIONAL

When you're the person breaking up with the other, you're bound to be emotional too. No matter if you're angry, sad, confused, or drained, there's no need to keep things inside. Cry, scream, go to the gym and do whatever you need to do to let your emotions out. Though you may not feel all of these emotions at once, prepare yourself for the emotional rollercoaster most people go through after a break up.

DON'T GIVE IN TO BREAK UP SEX

While it may be appealing - and he/she may be one of the best you've had in bed - don't fall for the break up sex phenomenon. You chose to break up for a reason and that means a complete break from emotional and physical ties. Break up sex doesn't make things better as it only masks the hurt and pain temporarily. No matter who tries to initiate the act, avoid it altogether.

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R. Kelly has given advice to new R&B sensations Miguel and Frank Ocean. In an interview with VIBE, the R&B legend said, "I think these guys are good...they have the potential to be in it for a long period of time. That's only if they start to write about life and not just writing a good song. I've seen a lot of guys that people say were promising. I've seen them come and go. They have to start writing about everyday life. That will keep you in the game and push you to legendville. If you are in this music, you may as well be in it to be a legend."

• On whether R&B is dead, he said, "I don't believe R&B is dead and I don't think it's going to die as long as I'm alive. I think it has caught a bad, terrible cold. It has the flu. And I think I'm the doctor. When I come back with my next album and we are going to shake this cold."

http://bossip.com/757880/they-do-exist-10-of-the-classiest-celebs-in-the-game-and-the-reasons-why-they-made-our-list/ 

I don't really give a damn about anyother woman on this list but who? #Guess

Drake has finally addressed his issues with Chris Brown. In an interview with theEast Village "Keep It Thoro" radio show, when asked about his beef with Chris Brown, he said, "For any media outlet that listens to this interview, don't ask me sh*t about that man when I come up there. Leave that man alone and stop preying on his insecurities man. His insecurities are the fact that I make better music than him, that I'm more popping than him, and that at one point in life ,the woman that he loves fell into my lap and I did what a real n*gga would do and treated her with respect. So she's not out there talking down on me."

He continued, "All of those things combined creates a n-gga that comes up to your radio station and is just gonna do dumb sh*t. But it shouldn't be about tearing that man down, it shouldn't be about wanting to see me and him tear each other down. We have an issue and it's either gonna drag out, or maybe in ten years we'll laugh about it over drinks, but let us solve that sh*t. It's not me and Kendrick [Lamar], it's not me and Hov, you're not gonna get anything out of it. I don't wanna hear that man rap, you know what I'm saying? Nobody wants to hear me rap against him, you're not even going to get anything out of it. I just urge media to leave that sh*t alone."

• He continued, "That's part of the reason why I don't go up to radio. Sit up there and talk, talk, talk, I don't wanna talk. People talk themselves into a mess. Playing my beat when he comes up there and try to get him to rap, c'mon man! That sh*t is like terrible. I feel for him too. Every interview he does, they talk about me. It is what it is. I'm focused on this album and everything else that's going on. I'm not thinking about that man...or that girl."

INTERNET COMMENTS - DO YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE?

• Seiko on Theybf.com writes: "Chris actually said... 'I don't like drake so I'm not addressing drake. That situation is over and done with but I'm not going to keep bringing him up.' Drake is the one that continues to bring it up, Drake is the one that's insecure in this situation because Rih and Chris had been broken up for 2 years when she KISSED him and he lost his ever loving mind. Drake has said it before that he is INFATUATED with Rihanna, so it's really not Chris whose egging the situation on... It's ALL Drake."
• discoheaven on Bossip.com writes: "Neither one of them is acting mature. As I told my friend earlier, there is no reason that C.B. should be upset about Rihanna/Drake is it wasn't A. true or B. way over with. I think he needs to control himself better. We all know Rihanna is loose."