Once upon a time there lived a turkey who aspired to be the world's greatest DJ. His family and friends mocked his ambition saying "You'll never be more than dinner on a plate, stuffed with all the trimings, and swallowed down with no remorse", "I'll spin these records like Chinese Acrobats spin plates, the only thing that'll be stuffed is my pockets with real dough," replied the Hip Hop Turkey. ""I'll make the whole family jump from the table and twerk to the flavor of my 33 & 1/3 tastes," he continued.

On Thanksgiving day he watched his family and friends fall vicitm to holiday tastes, but when the farmer approached Hip Hop Turkey with his axe in hand he heard a beat booming from all over his cage. The farmer began to move and twerk, and jerk like Chris Brown on stage, and watched Hip Hop Turkey mix up beats like a mad scientist in the lab...

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